In the dark days following the invasion of the Wild Men, all of Azural trembled at a mighty pace. Little did they know that their pace would soon be quickened further by an even greater evil than the Northen scourge of Wildia: The Dark Claus.


When Kaniecki was a small boy, he prayed and lived for a loved pony steed to take him near and far to the streams of his country, for he loved botany. As his family was of goodly common folk, this Slave Prince Kaniecki could not indulge his greatest desires, but wished for deliverance from the Sainted Claus, a jollyied cousin of Sage DeMarr, who rewarded the good children of the realm with gifts and insight.
Of course, Kaniecki, being the bravest and most lordly of all children, was given his horse, but the tales of the Warriror Child and Pictoria are for another day. What I wish for you to remember, my pets, is that because the Sainted Claus did this, he knew the soul of Kaniecki, and he was the only man alive ever to have seen this soul and not go mad from joy.
Sadly, many years after the Great War of Power, the frosty kingdom of Cardigan (home of Claus), had fallen on woeful times. Their great lord had fallen under the spell of the Evil Shirella, and was now using his powers for hate and war. Now, instead of visiting goodly children and bestowing gifts upon them, he would descend through their chimneys and leave having stolen their beauty and beddings.
Fearful days these had become, as there was no stopping the maddness of this Sinter Claus - for any man brave enough to challenge his festooned purloinments was shaken by Claus' knowledge of his desires and soul -- thus sending many a brave knight to insanity in the wilderness of Ether.

Of course, King Keetsos, wishing for his people to return to peace and cleanliness, called upon , KPax: Vulcon Series: The Warrior Bot to save Azural once more, and so the Bot Lord flew into battle, with faithful Gleek at his side.

Loving the heart that hopes for peace, when KPax arrived at the scene of one of Claus' crimes, he immediately sought to come to friendly terms with the prodigal Saint. "STOP THIS NOW, OLD FRIEND. LET US RETURN TO DEMARR'S SANCTUARY, AND SHARE A TALE OVER A CUP OF FUEL AND A MATCH OF BILLARDS."
Looking maniacally at our Bot Hero with a face stained with plundered milk and breadcrumbs, Claus howled, "How comes before me now the gentle boy of these years!"

KPax stopped. No villian had ever found his old life as Kaniecki, and so he knew this would be the greatest challenge he had ever faced.

"Oh, tell me, my little Battle Prince, how go the studies of plants and ferns about your crumbled kingdom?"

And with that, Sinter Claus threw his magic boomerang, and all the loved flowers of the realm wilted and became ill. KPax wept, no one except the Claus knew of his terrible love of the Botanical Arts. In jading all the Warrior Bot's beloved plants, Sinter Claus had done what all the starships in the galaxy could never hope to: He had stoln the beauty of the Warrior Bot.

Quickly did KPax:Vulcon Series: The Warrior Bot flee to DeMarr's mountain sancturary of Cleveland. In panic did he approach the sage. "HOW MIGHT I HOPE TO TAKE ARMS AGAINST THAT MALIGNED TRICKSTER? HE HAS RAVAGED ALL I HOLD DEAR? "

At this point, all hope seemed lost, for even wise DeMarr had no answer for the body of wrought iron and lightining that was KPax: Vulcon Series: The Warrior Bot .

Only then did young Gleek, that affable fool-man speak "Lord Pax, are you not forgetting what truly makes you beautiful? Simply take my beauty, and examine it in your processors, and you will know."

" GLEEK, DO NOT DO THIS, FOR IT IS TOO GREAT A SACRIFICE FOR ONE SO YOUNG. WE MUST SIMPLY FIGHT, EVEN THOUGH ALL SEEMS HOPELESS. THIS MAY BE THE END. "

Then Gleek responded, "Even if i make this loss, I know you will save me."

And so the Beauty of Gleek the Silly was extracted to the Thurton Processors of the Warrior Bot, and lo did he see the way to salvation. Off he rocketed to confront the Dark Claus once more.

"Back again, I see, my lad?" Claus cackled as he devoured a birthday cake. "What, Kaniecki, you wish for me to further toy with you? Become my slave, and we will rule the Universe together!"

KPax stood undeterred "FIENDISH CLAUS, ANSWER ME BUT TWO QUESTIONS, AND I WILL DO AS YOU BECKON"

Claus chortled his response, though his face was so encumbered with frosting he was nearly unintelligible "Oh yes, yes, silly Bot God, let us commence!"

And so the fate of the universe was to be settled.

"WHAT IS IT YOU BELIEVE IN? WHAT IS IT YOU'RE FIGHTING FOR NOW?"

Slowly did Claus pause, cake falling from his mouth as the clouds above his soul began to part.

"I BELIEVE IN THE HEART THAT HOPES FOR PEACE. I FIGHT SO THE INNOCENT WILL NOT KNOW THE SORROW OF WAR. ONE DAY MY NAME WILL CHANGE THE WORLD. KPAX: VULCON SERIES: THE WARRIOR BOT."

And with that, the Sainted Claus remembered what he had believed in, he remembered what he had been fighting for. Shirella's spell was broken.

"Oh, Great Kaniecki! I cannot express my gratitude for saving my sould and universe, let us play billiards!"

Sadly, KPax told Claus of all that had been lost, especially the beauty of young Gleek.

"Oh my, that terrible damage might only be reversed by the powers of the warrior vulcon."

KPax, realizing this, rocketed into the night, and danced high in the evening sky for hours and hours, day and night, darting across the horizon like a stream of magic - and in doing so was able to reverse all the great damages to the world, bring Gleek back into beauty, and revive his beloved vegetation.

So magnificent was this Bot Dance that it's remains exist to this day.

And that is how we got the Sun.