KPAX vs. The Lizard King!

VROOSH! Matter flowed around KPAX: VULCON SERIES: THE WARRIOR BOT as he flew through the currents of time, his metallic eminence bringing babes into the world when they were ot be born, and laying the souls of old men to rest when their time came. The Bot Warrior was contemplating the era of justice and courtesy that had been ushered in since his defeat of the vicious Androdian v 2.0 only 6 galaxy-years earlier.
KPax's Cronos Patrol was interrupted, however, when his communicator beacon was met by a transmission from Cleveland, mountain sanctuary of DeMarr, famed bilogist of the second age, and the fortress keep of KPAX: VULCON SERIES: THE WARRIOR BOT.
"KPax! Hugga, Hugga! Come quick! Hugga, Hugga!" It was Hoger the Ogre, a brawny mate of the Bot King who had acomannied KPax on countless adventures, and torn apart even more countless villians with his powerful fingers.
"KPAX: VULCON SERIES: THE WARRIOR BOT HERE, WHAT IS YOUR TRANSIMISSION, OGRE?"
"KPax, Hugga, Hugga! There flooding in the Bookman Village! Hugga, Hugga! Go quick! Hugga, Hugga! bzzzzt!!!" The transmission cut out as Hoger overwhelmed the radio with copious amouts of his troll-drool (as he often did).
"TROUBLE FOR THE PEACEFUL MEN OF THE BOOK? THIS SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR KPAX: VULCON SERIES: THE WARRIOR BOT." said the Tin Prince as he sped off to save creation but again.

The people of Azural all stopped about their daily tasks in awe when they saw KPax fly overaead powered by his Ion DropJet Boosters. The true majesty of KPax: Vulcon Series: The Warrior Bot in flight was truly a sight to behold. Clad totally in an amorphous and invulnerable coat of Kanieckium, when extended to his full heght in Infinity Mode, KPax: Vulcon Series: The Warrior Bot reached intimidating sizes. It was said that he was larger even than the Edmund Fitzgerald. This is to say nothing of the grace with which the Vulcon god flew. So moving was this dance that the first time it was seen, the people of Azural were so overcome with glory that they burned all their crops for the winter seasons on account of KPax's beauty. And they loved him for it.

When KPax: Vulcon Series: the Warrior Bot arrived in Scriptoria, maiden kingdom of the Bookmen, he was greeted by a sight of destruction and chaos (and destruction). Had the Warrior Bot been a mortla human, he would have gasped at the carnage and destruction unfolding below in Scriptoria. Instead, he engaged his neck gears into a low whirring sound -- had there been any bystanders, they would have understood His surprise.

"THESE RAGE WATERS ARE NOT NATURAL TO THESE LANDS." Kpax said, scanning his memory baks, which contained all the knowledge makind possesed, had ever possessed, and would ever come to possess. "WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING AS TO BRING THIS CARNAGE AND DESTRUCTION UPON THE PEACEFUL BOOK-THINGS OF SCRIPTORIA?"
KPax quickly lasered down and saved two thousand bookmen, but there remained many more succumbing to the rising waters. Pulling one aside, he asked how this disaster had started.
"YOU THERE, LITTLE BOOK SLAVE. TELL ME ALL YOU KNOW OF THIS RAGE AND CARNAGE, OF THIS DESTRUCTION AND DESTRUCTION."

"Oh KPax! It is terrible, all this destruction! Oh please help us! It is that horrible Lizard King who has brought this horror down on us for his birthday feast! Oh, all this destruction!"

"FEAR NOT MY TEXT-LOVE" KPax commanded "I WILL BRING THIS REPTILE SWINE TO JUSTICE!" And with that, the last King of the Vulcon Race boosted off to confront his fate.

When he finally found the Lizard King, KPax was seething with controlled robotic rage. "ALLOW ME TO EXTEND MY BIRTHDAY WISHES, LIZARD KING. ANOTHER YEAR OLDER, ANOTHER YEAR MORE EVIL, IS IT?"

"Ah, yessssssss" the Lizard King slithed "At long lassssst, you have come to my feassssst, Warrior Bot. Do you like all the ssssorrow I have brought your friendsssss? Do you think there is a lot of destruction?" he lisped as he popped two or three book people into his waiting mouth.

"WHY DO THIS LIZARD KING?" KPax fumed (literally) "THE BOOKMEN ARE A PEACEFUL PEOPLE, AND YET YOUR FLOODWATERS HAVE MADE THEM AFRAID AND SOGGY. IT IS TIME TO LIGHT THE BIGGEST BIRTHDAY CANDLE OF ALL....YOU"
KPax: Vulcon Series: The Warrior Bot charged up his Ultrifion Blasters and unleashed a stream of hellfire upon the Lizard King that not even DeMarr himself had ever thought possible.

Then, something happened.

KPax: Vulcon Series: The Warrior Bot was thrown backwards and hurtled into destruction. As he lay there, a smoking ruin, he heard the Birthday Lizard cackle "Oh, I sssssssuposssse I ssssshould tell you what I gave myssssself for my birthday" The Lizard King hissed. KPax lay smoldering and motionless, confused at the way the Lizard King had said "suppose"

"It isssss a Crinion Reflector Field. Anything you force upon me will be sssssent right back to you. And, oh, I ssssseeeee you are now vulnerable to the lawsssss of the universssse." Te Lizard King grinned.

KPax knew now what he meant, the force of his own blast had stripped him of his coating of Kanieckium. KPax: Vulcon Series: The Warrior Bot was now more exposed to his enemies than he had ever been.

"Perhapssssss you need ssssssomething to cool you off?" The Lizard King asked in a mean way "A glasssss of water, yesssss? Thessssssse BookPeople have plenty, you know." the Lizard King said as he dropped thirty more of them into his mouth.

As he swallowed, however, he saw something that made him lose his appetite. KPax, Vicar of the Universe, struggled to his Bot feet.

"STOP.........EATING......MY......FRIENDS!" KPax roared as he sprang into action.

"But what can you do to me, KPax: Vulcon Series: The Garbage Can Bot?" The Lizard King taunted "With my reflector ray field, I am nigh invulnerable to all your attacks!"

Then, in good's time of most need, KPax: Vulcon Series: The Warrior Bot saved the universe. Turning to the reptile swine, he said:

"WHAT IS IT YOU BELIEVE IN? WHAT IS IT YOU'RE FIGHTING FOR NOW?"

The Lizard King leaned back in horror as he realized his Reflector Field had sent those same questions back to KPax: Vulcon Series: The Warrior Bot.

"I BELIEVE IN THE HEART THAT HOPES FOR PEACE. I FIGHT SO THE INNOCENT WILL NOT KNOW THE SORROW OF WAR. ONE DAY MY NAME WILL CHANGE THE WORLD. KPAX: VULCON SERIES: THE WARRIOR BOT"


Once these sacred words were uttered, the Lizard King was so shaken by the awesomeness that he was vaporized instantly. Scriptoria was saved.

"Happy Death-day, Hugga, Hugga!" said Hoger the Ogre, which drew a hearty laugh from all.

The Bookmen of Scriptoria rebuilt their kingdom over the years, and even sacrificed some of their young to supply KPax with a new coat of Kanieckium. Peace had come once more to Azural, not to be distubed until the rise of the horrid Falcon Force, but that is a story for a different day......